Not Actually a Pirate
I’m incredibly excited to announce a new pattern in my spoonflower shop! Shojo Bubbles! It comes in three colourways - Warm, Cool, and Nega. And even cooler - it’s not just fabric! All three colourways are available as wallpaper and wrapping paper as well. You can fill your whole goddamn life with magical fucking shojo bubbles, you can become the anime.

I’m incredibly excited to announce a new pattern in my spoonflower shop! Shojo Bubbles! It comes in three colourways - Warm, Cool, and Nega. And even cooler - it’s not just fabric! All three colourways are available as wallpaper and wrapping paper as well. You can fill your whole goddamn life with magical fucking shojo bubbles, you can become the anime.

Finally DONE with this. I think.

Finally DONE with this. I think.

I plan to touch this up before I go to print it, but otherwise this picture is pretty much done…

I plan to touch this up before I go to print it, but otherwise this picture is pretty much done…

I got some better photos of the Tentacle Monster Valentines!

SO I HEARD ABOUT THIS KAWAII THING PEOPLE LIKE BUT I’M NOT SURE IF I’M DOING IT RIGHT??? 

(Available as a print!)

SO I HEARD ABOUT THIS KAWAII THING PEOPLE LIKE BUT I’M NOT SURE IF I’M DOING IT RIGHT???

(Available as a print!)
***UPDATE: The sale is over, new commissions post coming soon.***
I doubt I’ll get many takers on this, but I guess I need to try! >: As the title says, my boyfriend was just unexpectedly laid off! We were planning to move in together at the end of January and between us he had the more steady income, so this is hitting us pretty hard. I don’t know how long it will take for him to find a new job, but until he does I need to do everything I can to help out.
So I’m taking commissions, pretty much no holds barred. I’ll draw anything you want (excepting a few particular cases like child pornography), and at a much lower rate than I’d normally charge. Some examples are below, more samples of my work can be found here or on my deviantart. If you’re not interested in commissions, please consider buying something from my etsy!
My Rates: (All prices in USD)

Stupid doodles/sketches/whatever: $1 This is pretty much the “Be nice and donate a dollar” option. For one dollar I will scribble whatever dumb scene you want. 

Chibi/Super-deformed thing: $2 More Examples: [x][x][x]
 
Simple 5”x7” illustration: $5 A five by seven full-colour illustration at 300 DPI.

Small Detailed ink illustration: $7 Either black and white or black/white/one colour, done in the style above.
11”x17” illustration: $10 An eleven by seventeen full-colour illustration at 300 DPI.
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So…. that’s pretty much it.  Message me if you’re interested or if  you have any questions! I prefer payment through paypal, but if that isn’t an option we can try to work something else out. I realise a lot of people are putting up commissions at this time of year, often for very worthy causes, so I really appreciate it if you took the time to read to the bottom of this post. Even if you can’t commission me, if you could reblog and spread the word it would be amazing.

***UPDATE: The sale is over, new commissions post coming soon.***

I doubt I’ll get many takers on this, but I guess I need to try! >: As the title says, my boyfriend was just unexpectedly laid off! We were planning to move in together at the end of January and between us he had the more steady income, so this is hitting us pretty hard. I don’t know how long it will take for him to find a new job, but until he does I need to do everything I can to help out.

So I’m taking commissions, pretty much no holds barred. I’ll draw anything you want (excepting a few particular cases like child pornography), and at a much lower rate than I’d normally charge. Some examples are below, more samples of my work can be found here or on my deviantart. If you’re not interested in commissions, please consider buying something from my etsy!

My Rates: (All prices in USD)


Stupid doodles/sketches/whatever: $1 This is pretty much the “Be nice and donate a dollar” option. For one dollar I will scribble whatever dumb scene you want. 


Chibi/Super-deformed thing: $2 More Examples: [x][x][x]

 

Simple 5”x7” illustration: $5 A five by seven full-colour illustration at 300 DPI.


Small Detailed ink illustration: $7 Either black and white or black/white/one colour, done in the style above.

11”x17” illustration: $10 An eleven by seventeen full-colour illustration at 300 DPI.

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So…. that’s pretty much it.  Message me if you’re interested or if  you have any questions! I prefer payment through paypal, but if that isn’t an option we can try to work something else out. I realise a lot of people are putting up commissions at this time of year, often for very worthy causes, so I really appreciate it if you took the time to read to the bottom of this post. Even if you can’t commission me, if you could reblog and spread the word it would be amazing.

pi-ratical:


(Fuck yeah, shitty cell phone picture with hastily slapped on text)
Hey all of you awesome folks out there! Want a chance to win some fucking awesome lip balm? Well, here it is! I’m offering up a set of my very fine, not-at-all ridiculous hand-made lip balm to one lucky tumblr user. What lip balm, you ask? Why, how convenient of you! That allows me to seague in to…
THE LIP BALM:

So I sell themed lip balm at anime conventions, and online on my etsy. There are three sets of the three flavours, more or less arbitrarily decided by when I released them. The first set is the Shonen-Ai Set consisting of a sugary, slightly shimmering uke, a strawberry yaoi, and a spiced orange seme. 

The second set I generally refer to as Saturday-Morning Neopolitan. It consists of Chocolate Shojo, Vanilla Shonen, and a shimmering cherry Moe.

The final set is the Fruit Trio, which just premiered last month. It consists of sour apple tsundere (To be honest, it’s more tart than sour), banana trap, and catboy orange. 
As  you can see, these balms are all left their natural colour. I make them myself from natural ingredients, which you can view on my etsy. If you happen to have an allergy to one of the ingredients, worry not! If you’re the awesome motherfucker who wins this contest, I will specially make the lip balm just to suit your needs.
Anyway, on to the contest! This is one of those fancy reblog-raffles, and the rules are pretty standard. I’ll be running this raffle for two weeks, starting now and ending at 11:00 PM PST December 7th. Reblog up to once a day to enter, likes don’t count and there’s no need to follow me. After December 7th, I’ll randomly select a winner from the people who reblogged. I’ll endeavour to contact the winner, ask boxes open please, who will be mailed their choice of one of the three above lip balm sets.
If anything changes or there is any confusion, I’ll update this post. Have a nice day! 


Only one week left on this! If you want some awesome free lip balm, you’d better get on it!

pi-ratical:

(Fuck yeah, shitty cell phone picture with hastily slapped on text)

Hey all of you awesome folks out there! Want a chance to win some fucking awesome lip balm? Well, here it is! I’m offering up a set of my very fine, not-at-all ridiculous hand-made lip balm to one lucky tumblr user. What lip balm, you ask? Why, how convenient of you! That allows me to seague in to…

THE LIP BALM:

So I sell themed lip balm at anime conventions, and online on my etsy. There are three sets of the three flavours, more or less arbitrarily decided by when I released them. The first set is the Shonen-Ai Set consisting of a sugary, slightly shimmering uke, a strawberry yaoi, and a spiced orange seme. 

The second set I generally refer to as Saturday-Morning Neopolitan. It consists of Chocolate Shojo, Vanilla Shonen, and a shimmering cherry Moe.

The final set is the Fruit Trio, which just premiered last month. It consists of sour apple tsundere (To be honest, it’s more tart than sour), banana trap, and catboy orange. 

As  you can see, these balms are all left their natural colour. I make them myself from natural ingredients, which you can view on my etsy. If you happen to have an allergy to one of the ingredients, worry not! If you’re the awesome motherfucker who wins this contest, I will specially make the lip balm just to suit your needs.

Anyway, on to the contest! This is one of those fancy reblog-raffles, and the rules are pretty standard. I’ll be running this raffle for two weeks, starting now and ending at 11:00 PM PST December 7th. Reblog up to once a day to enter, likes don’t count and there’s no need to follow me. After December 7th, I’ll randomly select a winner from the people who reblogged. I’ll endeavour to contact the winner, ask boxes open please, who will be mailed their choice of one of the three above lip balm sets.

If anything changes or there is any confusion, I’ll update this post. Have a nice day! 

Only one week left on this! If you want some awesome free lip balm, you’d better get on it!


(Fuck yeah, shitty cell phone picture with hastily slapped on text)
Hey all of you awesome folks out there! Want a chance to win some fucking awesome lip balm? Well, here it is! I’m offering up a set of my very fine, not-at-all ridiculous hand-made lip balm to one lucky tumblr user. What lip balm, you ask? Why, how convenient of you! That allows me to seague in to…
THE LIP BALM:

So I sell themed lip balm at anime conventions, and online on my etsy. There are three sets of the three flavours, more or less arbitrarily decided by when I released them. The first set is the Shonen-Ai Set consisting of a sugary, slightly shimmering uke, a strawberry yaoi, and a spiced orange seme. 

The second set I generally refer to as Saturday-Morning Neopolitan. It consists of Chocolate Shojo, Vanilla Shonen, and a shimmering cherry Moe.

The final set is the Fruit Trio, which just premiered last month. It consists of sour apple tsundere (To be honest, it’s more tart than sour), banana trap, and catboy orange. 
As  you can see, these balms are all left their natural colour. I make them myself from natural ingredients, which you can view on my etsy. If you happen to have an allergy to one of the ingredients, worry not! If you’re the awesome motherfucker who wins this contest, I will specially make the lip balm just to suit your needs.
Anyway, on to the contest! This is one of those fancy reblog-raffles, and the rules are pretty standard. I’ll be running this raffle for two weeks, starting now and ending at 11:00 PM PST December 7th. Reblog up to once a day to enter, likes don’t count and there’s no need to follow me. After December 7th, I’ll randomly select a winner from the people who reblogged. I’ll endeavour to contact the winner, ask boxes open please, who will be mailed their choice of one of the three above lip balm sets.
If anything changes or there is any confusion, I’ll update this post. Have a nice day! 

(Fuck yeah, shitty cell phone picture with hastily slapped on text)

Hey all of you awesome folks out there! Want a chance to win some fucking awesome lip balm? Well, here it is! I’m offering up a set of my very fine, not-at-all ridiculous hand-made lip balm to one lucky tumblr user. What lip balm, you ask? Why, how convenient of you! That allows me to seague in to…

THE LIP BALM:

So I sell themed lip balm at anime conventions, and online on my etsy. There are three sets of the three flavours, more or less arbitrarily decided by when I released them. The first set is the Shonen-Ai Set consisting of a sugary, slightly shimmering uke, a strawberry yaoi, and a spiced orange seme. 

The second set I generally refer to as Saturday-Morning Neopolitan. It consists of Chocolate Shojo, Vanilla Shonen, and a shimmering cherry Moe.

The final set is the Fruit Trio, which just premiered last month. It consists of sour apple tsundere (To be honest, it’s more tart than sour), banana trap, and catboy orange. 

As  you can see, these balms are all left their natural colour. I make them myself from natural ingredients, which you can view on my etsy. If you happen to have an allergy to one of the ingredients, worry not! If you’re the awesome motherfucker who wins this contest, I will specially make the lip balm just to suit your needs.

Anyway, on to the contest! This is one of those fancy reblog-raffles, and the rules are pretty standard. I’ll be running this raffle for two weeks, starting now and ending at 11:00 PM PST December 7th. Reblog up to once a day to enter, likes don’t count and there’s no need to follow me. After December 7th, I’ll randomly select a winner from the people who reblogged. I’ll endeavour to contact the winner, ask boxes open please, who will be mailed their choice of one of the three above lip balm sets.

If anything changes or there is any confusion, I’ll update this post. Have a nice day! 

So I sell shit at conventions, and among the extraordinarily silly things I sell at cons are these - anime-themed lip balm. It’s really genuinely nice lip balm that I make myself with a dumb anime mascot. The mascots are generally at least sort of linked to the flavours (Sour Apple Tsundere, Chocolate Shojo, Banana Trap. You get the idea). I sell it on my etsy, and I’m thinking of doing a giveaway to help promote it a bit. Is this something anyone would be interested in? It really is nice lip balm, despite the kind of dumb labels.

So I sell shit at conventions, and among the extraordinarily silly things I sell at cons are these - anime-themed lip balm. It’s really genuinely nice lip balm that I make myself with a dumb anime mascot. The mascots are generally at least sort of linked to the flavours (Sour Apple Tsundere, Chocolate Shojo, Banana Trap. You get the idea). I sell it on my etsy, and I’m thinking of doing a giveaway to help promote it a bit. Is this something anyone would be interested in? It really is nice lip balm, despite the kind of dumb labels.